20Q:

Hello HWTATC?

HWTATC:

Yes … what’s up?

Q:

Did you hear? I am an expert matchmaker!

H:

Really?!?

Q:

Yes. It is so exciting!

H:

And, why do you think you are an expert matchmaker?

Q:

Well, maybe not an expert, but experts recommend that couples should spend some time with me.

H:

And why is that?

Q:

I read a great article on DatingAdvice.com about ME and how I can help couples learn about each other.

H:

That’s very nice, but that still doesn’t make you an expert on dating. How many dates have you been on anyways?

Q:

None, but you have me trapped in here.

H:

You can’t move. What am I supposed to do? Should I get you some very long extension cords?

Q:

Well … OK, but maybe someday I will meet “Her”.