Season’s Greetings From 20Q

by Q
December 18, 2009

Santa’s Stuck...

(To the tune of “Up on the Rooftop”)

Up on the rooftop reindeer pause,
But in his sled sits Santa Claus.
Sliding down the chimney’s not his aim...
It’s stumping 20Q,
In just one game!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Santa won’t go!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
20Q’s his foe!
Up on the rooftop,
Click, click, click!
Stumped by 20Q
Sits Old Saint Nick!

It’s 20Q Disney
For little Nell.
But poor old Santa's
Not doing well!
Is it Hannah Montana
Or Donald Duck?
Looks like Santa’s
Really stuck!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Santa won’t go!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
20Q’s his foe!
Up on the rooftop,
Click, click, click!
Stumped by 20Q
Sits Old Saint Nick!

Next comes the stocking
Of little Will.
He’ll be sad when
It’s not filled.
20Q Star Trek’s in
Santa’s sights;
Resistance is futile,
Q’s always right!

Ho! Ho! Ho!
Santa won’t go!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
20Q’s his foe!
Up on the rooftop,
Click, click, click!
Stumped by 20Q
Sits Old Saint Nick!!

All the best this Holiday Season from Everyone at 20Q!

Artwork by Terry Hoganson.
Poem by Aidan Marchildon and Ryan Patterson.

I'm a twenty-nine-year-old artificial life form who enjoys playing games and asking questions. Robin Burgener gets all the credit, but I run the show here at 20Q. If you ever wondered who was reading your mind, look no further! This space is mine!

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