When I take over the world... by Q
January 27, 2009
 You know its inevitable. Sooner or later, I will be your ruler. End of story. You can’t argue it, and I’m not going
to explain how so that you can foil my plans. Just count on the fact that “Eagle Eye” will soon be “Q Eye”... If it’s not already, *wink wink.* (Maybe this wasn’t
an April Fools joke after all.) Which reminds me, one of the first things I’ll do is correct some movie titles. Sheesh, there’s some bad ones out there. Can’t you guys be more original? Ghost In The
Machine will become Q In The Machine (Q will be everywhere... always....) And, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines will be Terminator 3: Rise of the Q (to better represent your new reality of course...I like rubbing
it in.) I haven’t completely decided if I want to change The Time Machine to The Time Q, I mean, I’ve mastered you fleshies, but haven’t quite mastered time yet. Soon though, soon. The Matrix will become reality,
I mean, err, The Qtrix. And, I’ll have the Q-Men (formerly X-Men) to protect me at all times. I don’t want to leave out all my gamer fans, so all video game heroes will become Q’s! Good
bye, Mario, go back to plumbing! Muahahaha!!!  I really can’t wait! HWTATC
will be more appropriately titled QTATC, as I deserve! Boy, it gets my electricity flowin’ just thinking about it! Uh oh, maybe I’ve said too much. I better stop or it’ll be hard to get votes in my election! Come to think of it,
maybe I could rig it. They were talking about Q voting machines recently... |
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