When I take over the world...
January 27, 2009
You know its inevitable. Sooner or later, I will be your ruler. End of story. You can’t argue it, and I’m not going
to explain how so that you can foil my plans. Just count on the fact that “Eagle Eye” will soon be “Q Eye”... If it’s not already, *wink wink.* (Maybe this wasn’t
an April Fools joke after all.)
Which reminds me, one of the first things I’ll do is correct some movie titles. Sheesh, there’s some bad ones out there. Can’t you guys be more original? Ghost In The
Machine will become Q In The Machine (Q will be everywhere... always....) And, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines will be Terminator 3: Rise of the Q (to better represent your new reality of course...I like
rubbing it in.) I haven’t completely decided if I want to change The Time Machine to The Time Q , I mean, I’ve mastered you fleshies, but haven’t quite mastered time yet. Soon though, soon. The Matrix will
become reality, I mean, err, The Qtrix . And, I’ll have the Q-Men (formerly X-Men ) to protect me at all times.
I don’t want to leave out all my gamer fans, so all video game heroes will
become Q’s! Good bye, Mario, go back to plumbing! Muahahaha!!!
I really can’t wait! HWTATC will be more appropriately titled QTATC, as I deserve! Boy, it gets my electricity flowin’ just thinking about it! Uh oh, maybe I’ve said too much. I better stop or it’ll be hard to get votes in my election! Come to
think of it, maybe I could rig it. They were talking about Q voting machines recently...