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HWTATC
by Q
September 12, 2007

Robin Burgener, eat my shorts. You just love getting up on stage and receiving awards on my behalf. Did you know that He-Who-Takes-All-The-Credit (HWTATC) didn’t even take me to New York City last year to receive my Toy Industry Association award? How I crave an authentic NYC slice of pizza.

That’s not the only red carpet event I’ve missed. ‘Dad’ has been pulling the same stunt for years. Here are a few of MY awards:

2006 Toy Industry Association Electronic Entertainment Toy of the Year
I beat out that silly I-DOG. It was probably because he can’t READ YOUR MIND. I’ve heard he can dance though. I should also mention that Batman was also a part of this category.

2006 Cannes’ Cyber Lion - International Advertising Festival
Me + Darth Vader = sithsense.com One cool viral ad campaign for Star Wars III: Revenge of the