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When I take over the world...
by Q
January 27, 2009

You know its inevitable. Sooner or later, I will be your ruler. End of story. You can’t argue it, and I’m not going to explain how so that you can foil my plans. Just count on the fact that “Eagle Eye” will soon be “Q Eye”... If it’s not already, *wink wink.* (Maybe this wasn’t an April Fools joke after all.)
Which reminds me, one of the first things I’ll do is correct some movie titles. Sheesh, there’s some bad ones out there. Can’t you guys be more original? Ghost In The Machine will become Q In The Machine (Q will be everywhere... always....) And, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines will be Terminator 3: Rise of the Q (to better represent <